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Killed by BlackJac (Requested by cras) Killed by Cap (Requested by cras) Killed by frash (Requested by cras) Killed by gemini (Requested by cras) Read error: 5 + 3 = -4 (Connection reset by third grade math) Read error: 1.414213562 (Excessive square root of 2) Read error: 1.732050808 (Excessive square root of 3) Read error: 2.71828182846 (Excessive e) Read error: 2.99792458 x 10^8 meters/second (Excessive speed of light) Read error: 3.1415926535 (Excessive pi) Read error: 666 (Connection reset by Satan) Read error: 69 (Excessive sex) Read error: 69 (Excessive tongue) User abortion with 5 coathooks Irssi for president. bong timeout